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  1. Ir dar ne "Nintendo", o "Nintedo". Anyways, tikiuosiu sito dar nebuvo. You know you've been in Lithuania too long when... Ne į temą ...you only eat in restaurant-chains, which start with Čili ...you put ketchup on your pizza and think that’s the way Italians do it ...half of your friends disappear to work in the British Isles or Scandinavia or the United States and you think that’s normal ...you have become tired of explaining to your friends and relatives at home, that you are a.) not in Latvia b.) not in Russia and c.) Riga isn’t the capital of the Baltic ...with a meal you drink either beer or tea ...basketball has become the most important thing in your life ...there is only one beer for you: Švyturys Extra ...half of the population working as “managers” seems reasonable to you ...tall blonde beauties in short skirts are nothing special for you anymore ...during winter, instead of looking for a thermostat to adjust the temperature in your room, you just open the window ...you learned everything about the glorious Lithuanian language, and now you get angry about ignorant people denying the existence of a Lithuanian language or, worse, consider it some branch of Slavic languages ...you’ve learned the hard way that a triangle means women’s toilet and a triangle upside down means men’s ...during a long night of partying you went out pissing in the cold streets because there was only one unisex toilet in the whole pub ...you think drunkards shouting at you in Russian are a normal part of life ...when you enter a bus and there is no strange smell you think there’s something wrong ....buses without antennae seem awkward to you ...anything goes wrong you blame the Russians, or the Polish or the rest of the world ...you think hot chocolate means melted chocolate and you love it ...you see someone smiling in public, you think: well, a bloody foreigner ...a meal for you must contain either potato or meat, but usually both ...you start leaving out the articles, even in English and your native language ...you become scared meeting big old babushkas in furs, because they trample down everything in their way ...you are afraid crossing a street, especially at zebra crossings or traffic lights ...you feel guilty entering a flat wearing your shoes ...you consider cranberry the best flavour for water, juice and vodka ...you think beer is a soft drink not an alcoholic beverage, only vodka is ...going to the opera, the concert hall or the theatre is just a usual thing to do in the evenings ...forenames like Christmas’ tree, mermaid, amber or wind seem normal to you ...everything 50m above sea-level seems like a mountain ...you start counting the ground floor as first floor ...someone, you haven’t known for more than three years, talks to you, you try to get rid of him as soon as possible ...you got a one centimetre haircut, bought a fake leather jacket and a black cap (if you are male) OR: you bought a skirt at the size of a belt and don’t leave the house without tons of make-up (if you are female) ...you consider smoked pig’s ears a tasty beer snack ...you love the Baltic Sea and go swimming there at nearly any temperature ...you love going to the Sauna, but always leave your trunks/bikini on ...for you, garlic has become an ingredient just like salt or pepper ...you consider Lithuania the best and worst place on earth – at the same time ...you teach everybody that in medieval times the Lithuanian Duchy ranged from the Baltic to the Black Sea ...you put an “as”, “a” or “is” at the end of foreign names, so you can conjugate them ...you carry around five cell phones and several cards from eight different phone-companies, so that you always get the best price. ...you consider fastening your seatbelt a sign of weakness and are not surprised if a car hasn’t seatbelts at all. ...in your eyes Coca Cola is the unhealthiest drink in the world and that drinking lots of beer, sugary juice and bread drink prolongs your life ...you haven’t seen a bright sky for months and you don’t miss it anymore ...you consider rain the normality and sunshine a special weather phenomenon
  2. Ir papildyt zmonem, manau jei darysi dabar top30, tai is pradziu nebus tiek zmoniu, tai teks redaguot ir pridet. Kitas atvejis gali butit kai pvz as busiu pirmoj vietoj ir mane kas nors pralenks, tai reikes mane pazemint, o kita zmogu i virsu pakelt. Beje, manau tema kurk tokiu formatu: 1.) mazhas08 - Justtinho [insert portable id] Ir signup forma tokia galetu buti: PSN ID: Portable ID: Agnusas, Tai sakau, tam bus portable id, nereikes ten rasyt: Justtinho - Bronze 613248768 - Silver 10 - Gold 76 - Platinum 105 Visa darba darys ID.
  3. Nu bet galima sukurti tema, ten butu kai sign up kur zmogus numeta savo portable id ir ten perziuri kiek turi trofeju. Beje, geriau kurti tema ir ja vis redaguoti, negu daryti pic'a, bus greiciau ir lengviau. CHUCK NORRIS, cia ne tame esme, nesvarbu kas bus pirmas o kas antras, paprasciausiai idomu butu paziureti kas kiek trofeju forume turi. edit: voj kaip cia visi greitai raso. nespeju pasakyt, jau kiti buna pasake.
  4. Cia plm yra maziausiai 4 zmones kurie uz mane turi bent 1 platina daugiau. Yra kas turi kokiom 27 platinom daugiau, ir patys zinot kas. Idomu butu jeigu surinktu ir tuos kas tuti 5+ platinu ir padarytu koki top 50 is Plm ir kitu saitu. Edit: Beje, reiktu sukurti tema kurioj butu kai ir "sign up", o paskui autoriu vis edintu kas pakyla vieta auksciau ir t.t.
  5. Nu kad kai konsole stovejo horizontaliai ant apacios kazkodel yra (labai) negiliu ibrezimu. Net nesuvokiu is kur jie atsirado, konsole toj vietoj niekada nebuvo liesta.O tas skinas irgi praverstu. Aciu.
  6. O cia kasnors bandet su tuo vasku valyt PS3? Siaip tas vaskas sudziuva, ar kaip? Nes atrodo kad paskui sunku ta vaska nuvalyt butu. As nuo saviskio noreciau pirstu antspaudus nuvalyt.
  7. Siaip turiu klausima... Tipo negerai kad as isjungiu su mygtuku gale? Ta prasme as kai vakare einu miegot PS3 isjungiu per PS Button ant dzoistiko, tada isjungiu gale. Paskui ant rozetes nuspaudziu mygtukus kad isjungtu srove, kas nesupranta apie kokia rozete kalbu va pic : Ne į temą Anyways, tai cia tipo negerai, kad as isjungiu kekviena diena gale PS3? Nes i viena rozete ijungtas prailgintojas, i ta prailgintoja dar vienas prailgintojas ir i ta prailgintoja sujungta PS3, TV, laptopas ir t.t. Nesinori visko palikt ant "stand-by"... Vistiek tos lemputes kazkiek elektros ima... Ir aisku nakti labai uzknistu, tiek LED kad beveik visa kambari apsviestu. :DD Ne į temą Beje, Klubas, manau pakeisk temperatura pirmam post'e.Vistiek manau, daugkas (pvz. as) nelabai kaudomes Farenheit'e. 41F - 95F = 5°C - 35°C.
  8. Ir dar jei nesurinkai visu lobiu tai ant Hard eidamas iskart rink. Mane uzkniso trecia kart zaist, nes nerinkau lobiu zaidziant ant Hard ir Crushing.
  9. Nu gal ir nieko butu Londonas... bet pagalvok. Jei butu Londone tai turbut zaistum kaip "yob'as" (forsas su bomzo elementais, ar kazkas panasaus )
  10. Cia geras. Kas matet varzybas Airija vs Prancuzija, zinot kad Airija daug geriau uz Prancuzus zaide, ir france perejo i WC10 tik su thierry henry handball. O cia laiskai kaip prancuzijos prezidentas norejo gauti VIP vietas i varzybas. France pwnd. Ne į temą
  11. Aha, skaiciau kazkada kad tas kalnas/ugnikalnis ten yra.Manau kad ir kur butu GTA5, R* nenuvils. O gal net ne GTA5 bus o koks kad ir GTA Rome, arba GTA Italian Suburbs.
  12. GTA TBoGT knyguteje yra toks vaizdas: Kampe kur nuplesta, ten yra toks kalnas is plakato is GTA IV. Dabar kas pasakys kokioj saly yra tas ugnikalnis isspres mysle. Arba cia tik R* zaidzia su mum.
  13. "What a waste, I've just spent $25 on a Tiger Woods DVD called: My 18 Favourite Holes. Turns out it was a fucking golf DVD!"
  14. Ai krc, visur kur klausiau visi sako ta pati, kad geras. O tas puzles reikes daryt, nes noresiu 100% pereit.
  15. O kaip tu sakai loginio mastymo reikia, tai reikes pamastyt ar kaip per TRU reikes per puse level'io varyt kad pasiimt koki suduka, kurio net nezinai kur ieskot, ar kaip? Instrukcijas kokias nors duoda? Ar siaip kokiu nors 'clues'? Nes man siaip patinka pagalvot, bet nepatinka kai tos puzles nesamoningos, kur reikia paprasciausiai daug kartu bandyt, o ne galvot. Tikriausiai paimsiu, bet nenoriu antro TRU.
  16. Sveiki, reikia naujo zaidimo (pirksiu ant PS3, bet cia ne esme) ir galvoju gal AC2 nieko visai butu, taigi turiu kelis klausimus. Ar zaidime misijos taip pat kartojasi kaip ir pirmoj dali? Ar yra daug puzliu, tokiu kaip pvz Tomb Raider Underworld, kur daugiau galvosukiai nei veiksmas? Ar isvis zaidime daugiau puzliu nei veiksmo? Ar yra kokiu nors techniniu problemu? Pvz. problemos su grafika, physics ir t.t.? Ar story mode normalus, ar kaip ir klausiau, ar misijos normalios? Nenoriu kad butu perdaug galvosukiu, kur net reiketu walkthru ziuret kad pereit. Aisku, kartais ir tos puzles idomios, pvz per Uncharted 2 tikrai nieko blogo, bet zinoma kad ju butu nedaug. Ar zaidimas toks kaip ir per reviews atrodo, daug sokinejimo stogais ir zudymo, stealth? Nes pagrinde to ir noriu, bet kad nebutu visos misijos vienodos. Aciu, jei kas atsakys.
  17. cia geras, toliau nuo pc nueikit ir paziurekit: omgwtf!
  18. Funniest thread. EVAR. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
  19. Kam patiko "AMAIZING knife kill", tam patiks ir sitas. Cia visas montage. Pirmas kill'as is sito video man geresnis uz "AMAIZING knife kill". Paziurekit: